Sick bro.

anthonybourdain:

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"I’ve made much fun of vegetarians over the years and am said, frequently, to “hate” them. This is not true. I am dismissive and (okay) contemptuous of food that is made with ideology or a narrow world view as its first priority. I am made unhappy and even angry when a restaurant that claims to celebrate the vegetable in fact, utterly ignores the seasons, the conditions of ripeness that make vegetables interesting and wonderful in the first place—when such places, with determination and malice aforethought, MURDER vegetable after vegetable, sacrificing carrot after carrot, soybean after soybean to a sludgy, monochromatic, mush. " -Anthony Bourdain

Exactly.

putthison:

It’s On Sale: Bandit Hats, 40% Off

putthison:

It’s On Sale: Bandit Hats, 40% Off

The bean, cheese, and rice burrito of your dreams, on a fresh flour tortilla of either the same dreams or maybe different ones, I’m not really sure. Point is, you shouldn’t eat right before bed.

fourchordkitchen:

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putthison:

I didn’t see this conversation between a FOX Sports reporter and San Diego Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers, but I imagine it went something like this:
Reporter: “Is that real? Or is it some kind of crazy meta joke? Please say it’s real. Please say you’re sincere. Dear God that thing is enormous. Is this like when Brooklyn girls started wearing Long Island grandma glasses for a while? Oh man, Philip, I want this to be real so, so bad. Please don’t be a joke. Please tell me this is real.”
Rivers: “We’re just out there every Sunday, giving it 110%, trying to make plays. This week we came out on top, and we’re looking forward to heading to Denver.”
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putthison:

I didn’t see this conversation between a FOX Sports reporter and San Diego Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers, but I imagine it went something like this:

Reporter: “Is that real? Or is it some kind of crazy meta joke? Please say it’s real. Please say you’re sincere. Dear God that thing is enormous. Is this like when Brooklyn girls started wearing Long Island grandma glasses for a while? Oh man, Philip, I want this to be real so, so bad. Please don’t be a joke. Please tell me this is real.”

Rivers: “We’re just out there every Sunday, giving it 110%, trying to make plays. This week we came out on top, and we’re looking forward to heading to Denver.”

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Meet Your New Favorite Taco: The Panucho

fourchordkitchen:

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New post up on my food blog.  This humble looking taco is hiding a delicious secret: the fried tortilla is stuffed with refried beans.  It’s the Double Decker Mexico invented years before fast food was even a thing, and it’s damn tasty.  Make one for yourself.  Learn how right here.

theatlantic:

Why This is Not Just ‘Washington Dysfunction,’ In 1 Graph

laurastevenson:

tour starts this week! our very talented friend Tim Meehan made a fun video about it! check it out, and share!

Grouped by size, largest to smallest:

- I don’t really mind seeing you go, and am not really interested watching you leave.

- Again, fine seeing you go, but this time, ok, I’ll watch you leave.

- I don’t prefer you going, but when you do I also won’t bother watching.

- I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.