Would You Rather
For the past couple days at work I’ve been asking my co-workers unsolicited would you rather questions. Today’s question was: Would you rather…? Only be allowed to speak in mixed football metaphors… Examples: “That dinner was an 80 yard touchdown run right into my stomach!” “I thought I was going to get off early today but then my boss intercepted my...
We desire passionately that there should be another life in which we would be...– Marcel Proust, Sodom and Gomorrah And since we’re quoting Proust here, thought I’d throw in one of my favorites. It made its way into a couple lines of a song I wrote.
Yesterday I made chili based from a really good recipe, except that I used brisket instead of chuck (local, grass fed, expensive as shit, and worth it). It’s amazing chili on it’s own and I highly recommend cooking up a batch. My particular batch was for a specific cause: pizza. Last week my friend Bill texted me, half joking, suggesting that I make chili pizza. I didn’t get...
I just mugged a mugger!
Seriously. Earlier tonight I was riding my bike home from a local double A baseball game (we lost) and I heard screams coming a well lit alley. I looked down the alley when I rode by and saw a woman lying on her back with a person crouched above her, grabbing her (the screaming woman) by the neck. Now there are a lot of bars in this area and they’re kinda douchey bars to boot, so my first...
Just one scene from what ended up being 19 hours of filming for a 3 minute video. This is going to be epic once it’s finished.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.– Homer Simpson Replace alcohol with tour, and you’ve got my life right there.
Ryan Adams - Banter at show in Nashville 3-14-09 ...
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(via 8count) This makes everything better.
It’s like that Jamie Oliver show but in just 20 minutes and without all the fabricated television drama.