May 2010
20 posts
Would You Rather
For the past couple days at work I’ve been asking my co-workers unsolicited would you rather questions. Today’s question was:
Would you rather…?
Only be allowed to speak in mixed football metaphors…
Examples:
“That dinner was an 80 yard touchdown run right into my stomach!”
“I thought I was going to get off early today but then my boss intercepted my...
“We desire passionately that there should be another life in which we would be...”
– Marcel Proust, Sodom and Gomorrah
And since we’re quoting Proust here, thought I’d throw in one of my favorites. It made its way into a couple lines of a song I wrote.
Yesterday I made chili based from a really good recipe, except that I used brisket instead of chuck (local, grass fed, expensive as shit, and worth it). It’s amazing chili on it’s own and I highly recommend cooking up a batch. My particular batch was for a specific cause: pizza. Last week my friend Bill texted me, half joking, suggesting that I make chili pizza. I didn’t get...
I just mugged a mugger!
Seriously.
Earlier tonight I was riding my bike home from a local double A baseball game (we lost) and I heard screams coming a well lit alley. I looked down the alley when I rode by and saw a woman lying on her back with a person crouched above her, grabbing her (the screaming woman) by the neck. Now there are a lot of bars in this area and they’re kinda douchey bars to boot, so my first...
WatchJust one scene from what ended up being 19 hours of filming for a 3 minute video. This is going to be epic once it’s finished.
“To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”
– Homer Simpson
Replace alcohol with tour, and you’ve got my life right there.
Ryan Adams - Banter at show in Nashville 3-14-09
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This makes everything better.
WatchIt’s like that Jamie Oliver show but in just 20 minutes and without all the fabricated television drama.
