“I saw this wino eating grapes and I was like, ‘Dude, you have to wait.’” - Mitch Hedberg
In Urzig, Germany I ate these grapes while at the same time drinking wine from that very vineyard. Turns out Mitch Hedberg was full of shit.
"But anyhow: what can a decent man speak about with the most pleasure? Answer: about himself. So then I, too, will speak about myself." - Dostoevsky