Shit I say.
Stop it! Please god stop it with the fucking “Shit _____ say” videos. And I’m not even saying this as a shitty hipster that is “like, sooo over _____.” I’m saying this as a son who is desperately trying to convince his dad not to, please dad don’t, make that “who let the dogs out” joke again. Because it’s not, dad, a joke. Anymore. What Proust understood about memory please god can’t you grasp about jokes! They decay with use. You literally ruin what was good if you overdo it. And “shit girls say” was a legitimately funny video that made me laugh, but its template is now this horribly tragic dead horse that I feel really bad for. And, given the opportunity, I’d personally eat horse. So for me to feel bad for a dead one takes a whole lot. And we’re there. So stop. Please god stop. All of you.
Thanks.
